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Urban Dictionary meme XDDDD
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (Or in this case, I'm taking the second one if it's funnier or higher rated XD)
1. Your name?
Sonia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.
Gosh there's so many ugly people here, where's Sonia when you need Her.
2. Your age?
3. One of your friends?
4. What should you be doing?
5. A color?
6. Hometown?
"That's Cambridge"
"That guy's a novice?!?!?!?"
"He's 12 feet tall with biceps the size of my chest"
"No fuckin way he's a novice"
7. Month of your birthday?
9. Your nickname?
10. Something that's annoying you right now?
1. Your name?
Sonia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.
Gosh there's so many ugly people here, where's Sonia when you need Her.
2. Your age?
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
3. One of your friends?
A horrible novel by author Jane Austen, used as a weapon by English teachers to inflict intense pain and boredom upon any classes they may not like. Very dull, irrelavent and uninteresting, and a textbook example of what's wrong with the education system's choices for student reading today.
"Oh man, I've gotta plough through Emma if I want to pass English, even though it ranks in top 3 worst books of all time"
4. What should you be doing?
to be acting like a phony or being someone your not.
damn that niggas drawing.
5. A color?
1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"
6. Hometown?
Home of the largest fuckin Rowers in the World!
Sold their souls for the strength of 20 men.
Expect 2nd place when racing.
"Who are those guys?!" Sold their souls for the strength of 20 men.
Expect 2nd place when racing.
"That's Cambridge"
"That guy's a novice?!?!?!?"
"He's 12 feet tall with biceps the size of my chest"
"No fuckin way he's a novice"
7. Month of your birthday?
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may
8. Last person you talked to?a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
9. Your nickname?
1) a close friend
2) used as an acceptable international greeting of a person whos name is unknown to you or one of which you have forgotten
2) used as an acceptable international greeting of a person whos name is unknown to you or one of which you have forgotten
1) "wassup son!"
2) "wassup son."
2) "wassup son."
10. Something that's annoying you right now?
A word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.
<Girl:> i lubbed u *sniffle*
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed
Eastbourne:
A sizeable town on the East Sussex coast in South East England, often referred to as 'God's Waiting Room', due to the large number of elderly people that live there.
And:
A dull seaside town on the English south coast.
Where the English middleclasses go to die.
Boss:- I'm going to transfer you to our Eastbourne office.
Worker:- Noooooooooooooooooooo
*dies* how DO they know everything???